B i o g r a p h y (by Heather Phares)
As Wet Leg, the Isle of Wight's Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers bring a refreshing sense of fun to post-punk. On singles such as 2021's Mean Girls-quoting viral hit "Chaise Longue," they turn the style's deadpan irony on its head, pairing scrappy guitars and drums with dryly humorous lyrics. Released in 2022, their self-titled debut album not only topped the U.K. charts but fared well around the globe, bringing Wet Leg mainstream notoriety and even winning the Grammy Award for Best Alternative Music Album. A decade before forming Wet Leg, vocalist/rhythm guitarist Teasdale and lead guitarist/vocalist Chambers met while they were students at Isle of Wight College. After graduation, they remained friends and pursued music together and with other projects: Chambers played guitar on Teasdale's introspective, piano-based pieces, Teasdale returned the favor on Chambers' work, and Chambers also performed with the local group Plastic Mermaids. The idea to have more fun with their music came to them in 2019 after seeing Idles perform at that year's Isle of Wight festival; soon after, they became Wet Leg. Drawing inspiration from the Ronettes, Jane Birkin, Ty Segall, and Björk, they wrote playful yet incisive songs together as Teasdale learned to play guitar. To flesh out their sound, Chambers and Teasdale recruited drummer Henry Holmes, bassist Ellis Durand, and guitarist/keyboardist Josh Mobaraki as their backing band. During the COVID-19 lockdowns in 2020, Teasdale and Chambers had more time to concentrate on Wet Leg. Along with writing and recording demos, they directed and edited the video for one of their songs, "Chaise Longue." After Wet Leg signed to Domino, the label issued "Chaise Longue" as the duo's debut single in June 2021. Thanks to its tongue-in-cheek post-punk and eye-catching video (part of which was filmed at Chambers' mother's house), it quickly became a viral success, racking up millions of streams and reaching number 27 on the Billboard Alternative Airplay chart in the U.S. Wet Leg followed it that September with "Wet Dream," a disco-tinged track also accompanied by cheeky visuals. The pair capped off 2021 with a handful of live dates and the release of two more singles, "Too Late Now" and "Oh No." All of these songs appeared on Wet Leg's self-titled debut album. Largely produced by Dan Carey, Wet Leg came out in April 2022 and balanced the band's wry singles with more vulnerable and melodic songs. Their debut proved to be an international breakout hit, charting around the world and peaking at number one in the U.K. and Australia. Wet Leg reached number 14 in the U.S. and earned the group several Grammy Awards, including Best Alternative Music Album and Best Alternative Music Performance for "Chaise Longue."
Wet Leg Being In Love I need a lie down Only just got up I feel so uninspired I feel like giving up I feel like someone has Punched me in the guts But I kinda like it 'cause it feels like being in love Being in love Being in love Being in love I lost my appetite I cannot sleep at night I cannot concentrate I do not feel too great The world is caving in And I'm kinda struggling But I kinda like it 'cause it feels like being in love Being in love Being in love Being in love Being in la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la I tried to meditate but I just medicate Pour me another drink Don't wanna have to think I think I lost my shit Some kinda fucked up trip But I kinda like it 'cause it feels like being in love Being in love Being in love Being in love Being in love Being in la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la Chaise Longue Mummy, daddy, look at me I went to school and I got a degree All my friends call it the big D I went to school and I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I went to school and I got the big D Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Excuse me What Excuse me What Hey you, over there On the chaise longue in your underwear What are you doing sitting down You should be horizontal now On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue Is your mother worried Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother Excuse me What Excuse me What Hey you, in the front row Are you coming backstage after the show? Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room And a pack of warm beer that we can consume On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue All day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue Angelica Angelica was on her way to the party She doesn't need to wait for anybody Knows exactly what she's doing I watch as she commands the room Well, the ambience was overrated at the party I want to run away before it's even started I look at my feet then I look for the door Can't find my friends so I just take, a bit more, a bit more A bit more, a bit more, a bit more, a bit more A bit more, a bit more, a bit more, a bit more And then it all comes to an end We all go again, go again Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Angelica, she brought lasagne to the party I tried my luck at dancing with everybody Sometimes life gets hard to deal I like you, you've got sex appeal But I don't wanna follow you on the 'Gram I don't wanna listen to your band I don't know why I haven't left yet Don't want none of this Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Angelica, she brought her ray gun to the party Angelica obliterated everybody I look at my hands then I look for the door Can't help but feel like I've been here before I don't know what I'm even doing here I was told that there would be free beer I don't wanna follow you on the 'Gram I don't wanna listen to your band And then it all comes to an end We all go again, go again Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Good times, all the time Good times, all the time I Don't Wanna Go Out I don't wanna go out, it's been getting me down Get me down Get me down Get me down Get me down Get me down I have to find a way out of the plans that I made in the past All too fast Force quit that's it, that's it Control, alt, delete It used to be so fun, now everything just feels dumb, I wish I could care And now I'm almost twenty-eight, still getting off my stupid face A fucking nightmare, I know I should care Right now I don't care It all used to be fun, now you're swinging a gun 'round your head Seeing red, can you please repeat what you just said? Or leave a message at the beep Because I do not have time to try to understand why you do what you like But it never really turns out right At least we are all going to die It used to be so fun, now everything just feels dumb, I wish I could care And now I'm almost twenty-eight, still getting off my stupid face A fucking nightmare, I know I should care Right now I don't care Oh yeah - I heard that you started a band Oh yeah - I heard that you moved to LA Oh yeah - are you gonna stay young forever? You said yeah and I just walk away It used to be so fun, now everything just feels dumb, I wish I could care And now I'm almost 28, still getting off my stupid face A fucking nightmare, I know I should care Right now I don't care Wet Dream Beam me up (Beam me up) Count me in (Count me in) Three, two, one (Three, two, one) Let's begin Here we go (Here we go) Here we go (Here we go) Here we go, here we go, here we go I was in your wet dream Driving in my car Saw you at the side of the road There's no one else around You're touching yourself Touching yourself Touching your Touching yourself Touching yourself You said "Baby, do you want to come home with me? I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD" You said "Baby, do you want to come home with me? I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD" Beam me up (Beam me up) Count me in (Count me in) Three, two, one (Three, two, one) Let's begin Here we go (Here we go) Here we go (Here we go) Here we go, here we go, here we go I was in your wet dream Driving in my car What makes you think you're good enough To think about me when you're touching yourself Touching yourself Touching your Touching yourself Touching yourself You climb onto the bonnet And you're licking the windscreen I've never seen anything so obscene It's enough to make a girl blush It's enough, it's enough to make a girl blush It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough (To make a girl blush) It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough (To make a girl blush) Beam me up (Beam me up) Count me in (Count me in) Three, two, one (Three, two, one) Let's begin Here we go (Here we go) Here we go (Here we go) Here we go, here we go, here we go Beam me up (Beam me up) Count me in (Count me in) Three, two, one (Three, two, one) Let's begin Convincing Gone with the wind, taken by a heathen Like an April fool was in 2007 Sun goes down every night No goodbyes, I'm not surprised I'm left with a lady in ruins Uh-oh, convincing Uh-oh, yourself This is fine Oh no, it's not working for you darling They're outside of my house right now And I wanna go outside and not see your name or his fucking face Do you think the other girls would mind if I took a swim too in the nighttime? On the beach, wet feet Bioluminescent plankton shit Uh-oh, convincing Uh-oh, yourself This is fine Oh no, it's not working for you darling Uh-oh, convincing Uh-oh, yourself This is fine Oh no, it's not working for you darling And the sky is blue (Blue, ooh, ooh) Do you feel it too (Too, ooh, ooh) And when the sky is grey (Grey, aye, aye) Uh huh, I feel the same Uh-oh, convincing Uh-oh, yourself This is fine Oh no, it's not working for you darling Uh-oh, convincing Uh-oh, yourself This is fine Oh no, it's not working for you darling Loving You We had it all We had it all We had it all planned out You said that I was everything you ever wanted, there's no doubt I used to want to love you like you wanted me to Now I want to hate you like I tell you I do Sorry if I seem a little bit upset When you say she looks a little bit like me when we first met I don't want to have to be friends I don't want to have to pretend I don't wanna meet your girlfriend Hope you choke on your girlfriend Don't call me up, you fucked it up I'm not your friend, I'm not your pal You're fucking wishing that I was though, every time you see me out You say you think about me in the midnight hour I know that you're just rubbing one out up in the shower, honey Sorry if I seem a little bit upset When you tried calling me crazy 'cause I'm not DTF I don't want to have to be friends I don't want to have to pretend Well I hope you're very happy Hope she gets on with your daddy After all, I don't want to have to be someone you want to marry Fucking hell, yeah, that's a life of mis I don't want to have to be the one to say I'm sorry 'cause I'm not, that's fucking faking it Am I scaring you Well, what's a girl to do I don't want to have to stay friends I don't want to have to pretend I don't wanna meet your girlfriend Hope you're choking on your girlfriend When she calls 999, they cut the line on you Ur Mum When I think about what you've become I feel sorry for your mum You say we're all having fun Do you know you're the only one And when the lights go down on this fucking town I know it's time to go And when the radio plays and the static stays Yeah, I know it's time to go I get up To go now I give up On you now I don't want you to want me I need you to forget me Yeah, I loved you, that was crazy 'Cause you just don't motivate me You said that you tried your best Why's this such a fucking mess You're always so full of it Yeah, why don't you just suck my dick And when the lights go down on this fucking town I know it's time to go And when you're getting blazed, spooning mayonnaise Yeah, I know it's time to go I get up To go now I give up On you now I don't want you to want me I need you to forget me Yeah, I loved you, that was crazy 'Cause you just don't motivate me Okay, I've been practicing my longest and loudest scream Okay, here we go One, two, three And when you think about what you've become Do you feel sorry for your mum Do you feel so dumb, dumb, dumb When you think about what you've become Do you feel sorry for your mum Do you feel so dumb, dumb, dumb Oh No I went home All alone Checked my phone Oh no Oh my god Life is hard Credit card Oh no You're so woke Diet Coke I feel gross Oh no I went home All alone I checked my phone And now I'm inside it On my phone All alone In the zone Oh no Hours pass Pizza rat I like that Oh no 3 AM I feel zen Fucking zen Oh no Suck the life From my eyes It feels nice I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, ah If you're going to the party I heard there's gonna be some arty People talking 'bout themselves Or whatever it is that you always talk about, ah I went home All alone I checked my phone Oh no I went home All alone I checked my phone And now I'm inside it Piece Of Shit Didn't get up 'til the afternoon Our plans fell through and now You're calling me out Guess I should've set the alarm A little earlier 'Cause now you call me up All right, I'm not enough All right, I fucked it up All right, I'm such a slut All right, whatever helps you sleep at night Didn't wanna have this out with you But now I have no choice You're talking to them Well, if you were better to me Then maybe I'd consider Fucking you goodbye All right, want me to cry All right, like I might die All right, you're a good guy All right, whatever helps you sleep at night 'Cause you can never tell what it is I am thinking You say I'm mysterious 'cause I won't let you get it in Yeah, you can never tell where it is this is going You say you're a genius, I say you must be joking You're like a piece of shit, you either sink or float So you take her for a ride on your daddy's boat And you are not in love, but it's close enough You say you think about me when you're fucking her 'Cause you can never tell what it is I am thinking You say I'm mysterious 'cause I won't let you get it in Yeah, you can never tell where it is this is going You say you're a genius, I say you must be joking You're like a piece of shit, you either sink or float So you take her for a ride on your daddy's boat And you are not in love, but it's close enough You say you think about me when you're fucking her Yeah, technically, I know that I agreed But it was unenthusiactically Supermarket I want to take you to the supermarket I wanna buy you all the shit that you need, I think I like it at the supermarket But now security keep asking us to leave We got too high We got too high We got too high We got too high, high, high, high, high I want to take you back to meet my parents I wanna tell them 'bout that job that you do And I think you'll like it when you meet my parents And I think there was a good chance of them liking you But you got too high You got too high You got too high You got too high, high, high, high, high I want to take you to the supermarket I wanna shop it 'til I'm weak at the knees And there's special offers at the supermarket Well the last time I was picking up, it was buy one get one free Now I'm too high We got too high We got too high We got too high (High!) We got too High (High!) High (High!) High (High!) High (High!) High (High!) High (High!) High (High!) High (High!) High, high, high, high, high We got too high, high, high, high, high, high Too Late Now If I thought that you were cool We would have hung out more in school But now that we have all grown up Well, all my friends have given up No, there's nothing left to say I just get up and walk away If it ain't broke, don't try to fix Well, life's supposed to be this shit Now everything is going wrong I think I changed my mind again I'm not sure if this is a song I don't even know what I'm saying Everything is going wrong I think I changed my mind again I'm not sure if this is the kinda life That I saw myself living I don't need no dating app To tell me if I look like crap To tell me if I'm thin or fat To tell me should I shave my rat I don't need no radio No MTV, no BBC I just need a bubble bath To set me on a higher path I'm gonna drive my car into the sea I'm gonna drive downtown while looking pretty ordinary Too late now, lost track somehow I'm like, oh my god, this world is pretty harrowing Down we go while holding hands If I fuck this up, I'm taking you down with me Too late now, lost track somehow Well if I fuck this up, I'm taking you down with me I'm gonna drive my car into the sea I'm gonna drive downtown while looking pretty ordinary Too late now, lost track somehow I'm like, oh my god, this world is pretty harrowing Now everything is going wrong I think I changed my mind again I'm not sure if this is a song I don't even know what I'm saying Everything is going wrong I think I changed my mind again I just need a bubble bath To set me on a higher path It's Not Fun (Japanese Bonus Track) I don't wanna go I just wanna stay home Gettin' fried like it's Halloween night Lock myself in the bathroom Hiding from the doom that's out there You always try to make me talk But we're not talking anymore I gave it up with everything you used to weigh me down with I cross my heart, I hope to die Say everything will be alright Well, in the end I guess it doesn't matter anyway It's not fine, it's not fine It's not fun, it's not fun I'm not getting out of bed I'm too in my head I don't want you to see me like this I don't want to waste your time Don't want you wasting mine I'm much better off without you And I hate that you love me So save it for somebody Who actually gives a shit Cause I'm not feelin' it It's not fine, it's not fine It's not fun, it's not fun I don't wanna go I just wanna stay home I don't wanna go I just wanna stay home I don't wanna go I just wanna stay home Gettin' fried like it's Halloween night Lock myself in the bathroom Hiding from the doom that's out there You always try to make me talk But we're not talking anymore I gave it up with everything you used to weigh me down with I wanna laugh, I wanna cry Which one it is, I can't decide Well, in the end I guess it doesn't matter anyway It's A Shame (Japanese Bonus Track) Lately, I've been feelin' lonely I'm glad loadin' Rigatoni Eatin' my feelings that need crystal healing In a way, it's the same, it's the same 'Cause I got a shit job, it pays shit money Save for a shit house if we're really, really lucky Yeah, I'll get complacent 'Cause this feels amazing In a way, it's a shame, it's a shame So I pack all my stars for how far I have gone But I can't help but feel just a little bit glum, glum I lost forever, is that the cost? Yeah, I'm dumb Don't think I'll ever be in love You keep sayin' that you love me Wait until you get to know me I eat my feelings, wash 'em down with beer I guess we're not gettin' out of here 'Cause I've got a shit heart now, it gives shit lovin' Maybe I'll consider but it might head in the other Yeah, I'll get complacent 'Cause this feels amazing In a way, it's a shame, it's a shame That Van Gogh has stars for how far I have come But I can't help but feel just a little bit numb, numb I lost forever, is that the cost Yeah, I'm glum Don't think I'll ever be in love
Moisturizer CPR I tied a rope around my waist I tend to get lost in your eyes I took a breath Jumped off the cliff because you told me to Is it love or suicide Is it love or suicide Is it love or suicide Is it love Put your mouth to mind in your CPR Call the triple nine in your CPR I try to run Head for the hills If you're a ghost, and then by God How can you give me the chills Is it love or suicide Is it love or suicide Is it love or suicide Is it love Are you the one My ride or die When I'm with you I feel alive Is it fun Is this a vibe Is it love Put your mouth to mind in your CPR Call the triple nine in your CPR Hello, 999 What's your emergency Well, the thing is I, I, I, I I'm in love Oh, I'm in love And you're to blame Yeah, I'm in love And you're to blame Yeah, I'm in love And you're to blame Oh, I'm in love And you're to blame Yeah, I'm in love And you're to blame Oh, I'm in love (Put your mouth to mind in your CPR) And you're to blame Yeah, I'm in love And you're to blame Yeah, I'm in love (Call the triple nine in your CPR) R, R, R, R
Liquidize Love struck me down The fuck am I doing here Oh, you must have me hypnotized To fall in love with you tonight I'm not that bothered When you talk to those other guys Oh, cross my heart and hope to die Yeah, I just told the biggest lie So many creatures in the fucking world How could I be your one Be your marshmallow worm So many creatures and now it's just you How did I get so lucky I get so lucky It's not like me To fall head over heels I melt for you, I liquidize I want you to want me all the time You say I'm lovely And you say I'm worth it all I look you dead between the eyes I say, "I know you are, but what am I?" What am I What am I What am I So many creatures in the fucking world How could I be your one Be your marshmallow worm So many creatures and now it's just you How did I get so lucky to be loving you Love struck me down The fuck am I doing
Catch these fists Can you catch a medicine ball Can you catch yourself when you fall You should be careful, do you catch my drift 'Cause what I really wanna know is can you catch these fists Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah, man down Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah, level up I know all too well just what you're like I don't want your love, I just wanna fight We're on our way to the club Stupid is, stupid does Limousine, racking up Ketamine, giddy up Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah, man down Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah, level up I know all too well just what you're like I don't want your love, I just wanna fight He don't get puss, he get the boot I saw him sipping on dark fruit This always happens late at night Some guy comes up says I'm his type I just threw up in my mouth When he just tried to ask me out Yeah, don't approach me I just wanna dance with my friends Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah, man down Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah, level up I know all too well just what you're like I don't want your love, I just wanna fight I know all too well just what you're like I don't want your love, I just wanna fight Fight, fight, fight, fight Fight, fight, man down
Davina McCall I'll be your Davina, I'm coming to get you Fetch you from the station, never gonna let you go It's that kind of love Sipping on Ribena, fuck like Coca-Cola You ask me if I love you, baby, you already know It's that kind of love Days end too soon When I'm with you To be with you is but Dream about us taking holidays together We won't even care if we get shitty weather 'Cause you're like the sun Days turn to months and months into years We're growing with the pain, we dry each other's tears You know, you're my sweet baby angel You know that I would Do anything for you It's like a dream come true Every day is spent trying to say something to make you smile I'll be your Shakira, whenever, wherever You know I'll come sailing through the stormy weather It's that kind of love Never will I leave you stranded on an island You know I would hold you tighter than a python It's that kind of love Dreams end too soon When I'm with you I'd go to hell and back just To spend an hour with you Just say and l'll come through It's kinda cold on earth anyway When you're not around That's life (at night I'm staring at the ceiling) That's love (thinking about you, am I dreaming) If you are a dream, then I don't ever wanna wake up That's life (I don't know how to stop this feeling) My love (oh I'm in love, you best believe it) If this is a dream, then I don't ever wanna wake up
Jennifer's body It was a regular day It was a regular night We're sitting back of the bus Top of the 75 I'm in way over my head But I'm enjoying the view The sky was looking so lovely I'm just looking at you We're pulling up to the party You're looking so cute You're giving Jennifer's body I'll be needy for you I'll be the one that you want I'll be your best little friend From outta nowhere I just went and told you I like you Every day starts and ends with you Hold me down, I get high on you Go to sleep just so I can dream of you They say we're wasting our time But we got nowhere to be Let's get the fuck outta here I wanna run to the sea You take me into your arms I look you dead in the eye From outta nowhere I just went and told you I like you Every day starts and ends with you Hold me down, I get high on you Go to sleep just so I can dream of you I like you Can't you see I'm obsessed with you? Want a man? I'll pretend for you What's a guy like me to do? Will you come back with me tonight And I will show you what it means to be loved in real time Now as we lay on my bed You look so good I could cry Oh, I just think to myself Oh, what a beautiful life Mangetout Nice try Get out the way You're in our way You bottom feeder Too bad You couldn't stay You're in our way Get lost forever Get lost forever Get lost forever Get lost forever You think I'm pretty You think I'm pretty cool You wanna fuck me I know most people do Here, take this packet You read it, it says mangetout I gave you magic beans I hope you're gonna get out soon Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon I really hope you're gonna get out soon Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon Good job, give you an A A golden star You think you're clever? Good God She took a break Made a mistake When she made Trevor Get lost forever Get lost forever Get lost forever You think I'm pretty You think I'm pretty cool You wanna fuck me I know most people do Here, take this packet You read it, it says mangetout I gave you magic beans I hope you're gonna get out soon I really hope you're gonna get out soon Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon I really hope you're gonna get out soon I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like A tree atop a hill, that's crooked from the wind that bites You say you're lost at sea, call the RNLI You're washed up, irrelevant and standing in my light You're standing in my light You're standing in my light You're standing in my light You think I'm pretty You think I'm pretty cruel You say I scare you I know most people do This is the real world, honey Bienvenue In spite of everything I guess there's just no getting through Nice try Now get out the way Good job Just take a fucking hint I said I'll see you Wouldn't wanna be you Wouldn't wanna be you Nice try Get out the way You're in our way Get lost forever Pond song I was a small town girl Tryna make it big You were working at the pub 'Round the corner from the gig On a late night cat safari No, I didn't see this coming On the hoof, off the cuff It hit me like a roundhouse, left hook, uppercut Kiss me once, once for luck I've never been so, I've never been so deep in love When I dipped my dogs into the pond Of your mind, I finally found God When she made you, she was making art You're so cool, you're so smart You're so sweet even when you're sour I'm thinking 'bout you every minute, every hour So sweet even when you're sour You're the sun and I'm a flower I could be your Betelgeuse And I, your Bellatrix The stars aligned and now it's just You and me and love betwixt On the hoof, off the cuff I'm Westley, and I'm Buttercup I've never been I've never been I've never been so deep in love Deep in love Hold me, I'm frozen Sitting by the Solent You're hoping I won't disappear When we cross that ocean I've never been so deep in love Deep in love I've never been so deep in love Pokemon Get lost, get loose, get another round Won't have far to fall, crawling on the ground My hands and knees are bleeding out This town, this town is the best I've seen But nothing hits like you and me "I love you," I say casually Oh, to be yours, to be driving away Baby, you got the keys, let me show you the way I'll be more than a friend More than a friend to you You wanna go for a drive I don't wanna take it slow You wanna go for a drive Isle of Wight to Tokyo I don't wanna take it slow You wanna go for a drive All on our own All on our own Your kiss is all I'll ever need You taste so sweet, like grenadine You are my favourite human being People will tell you this feeling will fade But they don't understand, they're just not on our wave From the start till the end, every day, all I want is you Think about you a lot, ride with me, drop the top Take you down to the spot, let you drive if you want In control of me now, take a hold of me now Plait my hair just for you, take the reins, giddy up, mmm Giddy up, you want to go faster Call me the demon headmaster Tell me what you want I'll be what you want You just gotta choose me, baby Yeah, I'll be your Pokémon You wanna go for a drive I don't wanna take it slow You wanna go for a drive Isle of Wight to Tokyo I don't wanna take it slow You wanna go for a drive All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own All on our own You wanna go for a drive I don't wanna take it slow You wanna go for a drive Isle of Wight to Tokyo I don't wanna take it slow You wanna go for a drive All on our own All on our own Get lost, get loose, get another round Won't have far to fall, crawling on the ground And our hands and knees are bleeding out Pillow talk Every night, I hold my pillow I wish I was holding you Every night, I kiss my pillow I wish I was kissing you Every night, I lick my pillow I wish I was licking you Every night, I fuck my pillow I wish I was fucking you It's all pillow talk Hey, hey, hey You're kinda cute though Like Calamity Jane You're sweet You're sour Intimidate me Go on and try it You're kinda cute though I'll think about it Just take me shopping Buy me a rabbit, yeah 'Cause I get, oh so lonely Only looking at your photograph You know that when I am gone Yeah, that is when I want it bad If you ask me nicely You know that I'll let you be on top Practising your origami Fold me over, hit the spot It's all pillow talk Yeah, hey, hey, hey You're kinda cute though Like Calamity Jane It's all pillow talk Yeah, hey, hey, hey You're kinda cute though Like Calamity Jane To sleep To dream To fuck To feel You wanna eat me I'll be your carrot Are you a bunny I'll let you have it, yeah At night, I go to sleep And you're the only thing I dream about When you tell a joke You make me laugh like so maniacal I can make you sticky Make you hot, screaming for after sun I can make you beg Can make you wet like an aquarium It's all pillow talk Yeah, hey, hey, hey You're kinda cute though Like Calamity Jane It's all pillow talk Yeah, hey, hey, hey You're kinda cute though Calamity Jane Yeah Don't speak I don't speak Italian And I don't speak French I don't need "Je t'aime, babe" You know this makes sense I can say, "I love you" Just by looking in your eyes I don't need "Ti amo" But I will say it if you like I'll say whatever you like I don't mind where we're going If it's your hand, baby, I'm holding I don't mind getting old When it's your hand, sugar, I get to hold The way you move with the tide The way you move your body drives me wild Did you wanna know why I asked you To the beach tonight You and me, we just fit Yeah, we've been going steady for a bit I've seen your dark sides and you've seen mine Somehow, though, you don't seem to mind Neither do I 'Cause you're the rock to my roll You're the sand between my toes Sweet baby girl, we go like salsa and Doritos Don't you know, I'm your biggest fan I'm gonna love you good and burden the bad If you can, if you can I don't mind where we're going If it's your hand, baby, I'm holding I don't mind getting old When it's your hand, sugar, I get to hold I don't speak Italian And I don't speak French I don't need "Je t'aime, babe" You know this makes sense I can say, "I love you" Just by looking in your eyes I don't need "Ti amo" But I will say it if you like I'll say whatever you like 11: 21 Time goes by But I feel the same about you Since the day that we first met It's not like the birds fall from the sky When I'm not with you But it feels like they just might If I just sit around here waiting for you to return Upon the setting of the sun tonight I love you like nobody else It's not like the moon forgets to shine When I'm not with you But it feels like it just might If I just hang around here Promise me you will return Upon the setting of the sun tonight I know you like nobody else I know you Time goes by But I feel the same about you Since the day that we first met U and me at home You and me at home again You and me at home Maybe we could order in Maybe we could grow Baby, we're just stoned again Funny how that goes I'm over everybody else Happy comatose If I should get sad along the way Remind me it's not so bad When I'm with you, it's all okay You and me at home again You and me at home You and me at home again You and me at home Maybe we could start a band As some kinda joke Well, that didn't quite go to plan I say on the radio Now, we been stretched across the world Over land and sea And there's this big elastic band That pulls you back to me If I should get lost along the way You tell me it's not so bad When I'm with you, I feel okay You and me at home again You and me at home You and me at home again You and me at home Sometimes, I get so sad And my blue eyes fade to grey You tell me it's not so bad You always know just what to say You and me at home again You and me at home You and me at home again You and me at home You and me at home again You and me at home You and me at home again You and me at home
Hi from me (Moisturizer Goblin Edition Deluxe) You don’t have to feel bad Baby, I’m the best you ever had Maybe you should go and celebrate, celebrate, celebrate I’m the best you ever had I’m the one that got away Darling, still driving you insane Sorry, I just had to run away, run away, run away Say hi from me to your dad I am in love I soak it up I’ve wounded myself just in time For someone to love
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Bad Habit (Steve Lacy) Wanted me I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me What you, ooh, uh, what you do Made a move, coulda made a move If I knew I'd be with you Is it too late to pursue? I bite my tongue, it's a bad habit Kinda mad that I didn't take a stab at it Thought you were too good for me, my dear Never gave me time of day, my dear It's okay, things happen for Reasons that I think are sure, yeah I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me I wish I knew (oh), I wish I knew you wanted me I wish I knew (yeah), I wish I knew you wanted me (oh) I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me Say to me (please just say to me) If this could wind up I wish you wouldn't play with me I wanna know (oh no) Uh, can I bite your tongue like my bad habit Would you mind if I tried to make a pass at it Were you not too good for me, my dear Funny you come back to me, my dear It's okay, things happen for Reasons that I can't ignore, yeah I wish I knew, I wish I knew you wanted me I wish I knew (wish I knew), I wish I knew you wanted me (oh) You can't surprise a Gemini I'm everywhere, I'm cross-eyed, and Now that you're back, I can't decide If I decide if you're invited You always knew the way to wow me Fuck around, get tongue-tied, and I turn it on, I make it rowdy Then carry on, but I'm not hidin' You grabbin' me hard 'cause you know what you found Is biscuits, is gravy, babe, ah-ah You can't surprise a Gemini But you know it's biscuits, is gravy, babe I knew you'd come back around 'Cause you know it's biscuits, it's gravy, babe Let's fuck in the back of the mall, lose control Go stupid, go crazy, babe I know I'll be in your heart 'til the end You'll miss me, don't beg me, babe
C'est comme ça (Re: Wet Leg) (Paramore Feat. Wet Leg) In a single year I’ve aged one hundred My social life A chiropractic appointment Sit still long enough to listen to yourself Or maybe just long enough for you to atrophy to hell C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na I’m off caffeine On doctor’s orders Said it was gonna help to level out my hormones Lucky for me I run on spite and sweet revenge It’s my dependence on the friction That really hinders my progression C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na I know that regression is rarely rewarded I still need a certain degree of disorder I hate to admit getting better is boring But the high cost of chaos Who can afford it I know that regression is rarely rewarded I still need a certain degree of disorder I hate to admit getting better is boring But the high cost of chaos Who can afford it C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na
C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça Na, na, na C’est comme ça, c’est comme ça
Chaise Longue (French Version) Maman, papa, regardez-moi J'ai été à l'école, j'ai eu mon bac Mes amis anglais appellent ça le big D J'ai été a l'école and I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D I got the big D J'ai été à l'école and I got the big D Ta brioche est-elle bien beurrée As-tu besoin de quelqu'un pour te beurrer la brioche Excuse-moi Quoi Excuse-moi Quoi Hey, toi, là-bas Sur la chaise longue, en sous-vêtements Tu fais quoi assis Tu devrais être à l'horizontale Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaisе longue Sur la chaise longue, tout lе temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Ta mère est-elle inquiète As-tu besoin de quelqu'un pour inquiéter ta mère Excuse-moi Quoi Excuse-moi Quoi Hey, toi, au premier rang Tu viens dans les loges après le concert J'ai une chaise longue dans ma loge Et un pack de bières tièdes à siffler Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Tout le temps, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Tout le temps, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Tout le temps, tout le temps sur la chaise longue Sur la chaise longue, tout le temps sur la chaise longue
Daisy (Ashnikko) You don't wanna see me bratty Pet the kitty, call me catty Make your man call me Daddy He talk too much, he's too chatty CEO, I'm savvy Respect a bitch, I'm a maverick Flexible, so elastic But don't you dare bend a bitch backwards Fuck a princess, I'm a king Bow down and kiss on my ring Being a bitch is my kink What the fuck else did you think? Fuck a princess, I'm a king Bow down and kiss on my ring It's gonna hurt, it'll sting Spitting up blood in the sink I'm crazy, but you like that, I bite back Daisies on your nightstand, never forget I blossom in the moonlight, screw eyes Glacial with the blue ice, I'm terrifying I'm no Cinderella, but I like the shoes Big glass platforms, bitch, I'm choosy Long blue hair, blue as a bruise Only trust a fella for some light amusement I'm no prey, but I am pursued Pray for me, Nana, on the church's pews No dickstraction can confuse me Whiskey in my hip flask, nothing fruity Fuck a princess, I'm a king Bow down and kiss on my ring Being a bitch is my kink What the fuck else did you think? Fuck a princess, I'm a king Bow down and kiss on my ring It's gonna hurt, it'll sting Spitting up blood in the sink I'm crazy, but you like that, I bite back Daisies on your nightstand, never forget I blossom in the moonlight, screw eyes Glacial with the blue ice, I'm terrifying I'm crazy, but you like that, I bite back Daisies on your nightstand, never forget I blossom in the moonlight, screw eyes Glacial with the blue ice, I'm terrifying La, la, la La, la, la La, la, la La, la, la I'm terrifying
Fire Leap (Katy J Pearson Feat. Wet Leg) Take the flame inside you Burn and burn below Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby grow Take the flame inside you Burn and burn belay Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby stay Take the flame inside you Burn and burn belong Fire seed and fire feed And make the baby strong Take the flame inside you Burn and burn belie Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby cry Take the flame inside you Burn and burn begin Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby king Take the flame inside you Burn and burn below Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby grow Take the flame inside you Burn and burn belay Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby stay Take the flame inside you Burn and burn belong Fire seed and fire feed And make the baby strong Take the flame inside you Burn and burn belie Fire seed and fire feed To make the baby cry Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Take the flame inside of you Fire seed make baby grow Life Is A Rollercoaster (Ronan Keating) Hey, baby You've really got my tail in a spin But, baby I don't even know where to begin Baby, I've got one thing I want you to know Wherever you go, well, tell me 'cause I'm gonna go We found love So don't fight it Life is a rollercoaster Just gotta ride it I need you So stop hiding Our love is a mystery Girl, let's get inside it Hey, sugar (Hey) You've really got me flying tonight (Flying tonight) Hey, sugar (What) You almost got us punched in a fight (That's alright) But, baby, you know the one thing that I gotta know Wherever you go, oh, tell me 'cause I'm gonna show And listen Can't you feel my heart Do you hear it? Oh, can't you feel my heart We found love So don't fight it Life is a rollercoaster Just got to ride it I need you Ooh, stop hiding Our love is a mystery Girl, let's get inside it Don't fight it, fight it, fight it Yeah, don't fight it, fight it, fight it Yeah, don't fight it, fight it, fight it Yeah, don't fight it, fight it, fight it Bing-bong Smoko (Triple J Like A Version) (The Chats) So let me set the scene It's 2 in the afternoon and 34 degrees The Queensland harsh summer heat Had me sweating buckets up and down my street It was there I spotted the bloke Perched atop of his milk crate throne He eyed me off as I approached Then he said I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone So it's Tuesday Morning and my Centrelink hasn't come through So I pick up the phone because I've got some abusing to do All I get is elevator music, waiting on the line On hold all the time All I get is elevator music, waiting on the line 'Til I get a reply I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone I'm on smoko, so leave me alone