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B i o g r a p h y
 (by vyviennelong.com)

For Vyvienne Long, music began, with piano lessons at the age of 8. The cello was introduced some years later and between the two instruments, her teenage years were filled with the study and performance of classical music. Playing with the National Youth Orchestra during school holidays, chamber orchestras, string quartets and piano trios all inspired a lasting kinship with orchestral and chamber music repertoire, a deep understanding of which bears fruit in the rich harmonic arrangements which are an integral part of her songwriting.
Whilst becoming more professionally involved in Dublin’s burgeoning music scene of the late 90’s, Vyvienne graduated with a degree in Performance from the DIT Dublin. Although work was plentiful in Dublin, she decided to further her studies with Lluis Claret, the renowned Catalan cellist, in Barcelona. This cultural immersion made a strong impression and it was there, in a shared apartment beside the Picasso Museum, that Vyvienne composed her first works for cello.

Opportunity soon called Long back to Dublin where she joined the National Symphony Orchestra. Meanwhile the guitars of an underground songwriting community were strumming their way to mainstream success. A collaboration with newly independent singer songwriter Damien Rice gradually expanded into a full-time touring and promotional rollercoaster. Negotiating the highs and volatile lows, the privileges and the loneliness of those ‘band’ years seemed an unrelenting challenge. However it was during this time, Long first began to experiment with a new musical concept – ‘cello song’. That is the art of accompanying oneself on cello as opposed to guitar or piano.
Her instantly sparse yet dynamic cover of The White Stripes ‘Seven Nation Army’ became a nightly feature of the tour, and such was the audience response that it began to create waves backstage. Vyvienne was invited to record the song for Today FM’s cult classic ’Even Better Than The Real Thing’.
Emboldened by the terrific reaction to her solo performance, Long wrote, recorded and released her first EP of original songs Birdtalk in 2006. The single ‘They’re Not Waving’ with its multi-layered cello orchestra arrangement was a sonic revelation. For music journalists, the phrase ‘chamber pop’ was now officially a genre. A burst of high-profile invitations in Ireland followed with appearances on Other Voices, The Farmleigh Affair and RTÉ’s Late Late Show.

However touring with the band still took precedence and it was not until 2008 that Long could finally concentrate on the writing and recording of her debut album Caterpillar Sarabande. While in the studio, the lightly philosophical ‘Happy Thoughts’ found popular appeal when it was featured on a TV ad for Kerry Foods. Caterpillar Sarabande was released to critical acclaim in 2010, its classical foundations finding a home on RTÉ’s Lyric FM. An Arts Council tour with London’s Balanescu Quartet in 2013 breathed new life into the original songs of her debut, which she masterfully rearranged for the String Collision Tour and subsequent live album recording Vyvienne Long Live with the Balanescu Quartet. In the same year, Long toured with the eclectic New Triangle (Niwel Tsumbu, Roger Doyle, Vyvienne Long) and recorded an EP of Beatles covers to mark the 50th anniversary of their visit to Dublin in 1963.
In 2014, Long joined Irish super group DFF, who’s music is captured in the exuberant Pouric Songs.
Vyvienne is a regular guest with producer and DJ, Kormac following their collaboration on his album Doorsteps, and by request has appeared with artists such as Ed Sheeran in Dublin’s 3 Arena.

Vyvienne Long released her second studio album, ‘A Lifetime of High-Fives’ in November 2019.




Caterpillar Sarabande
- 2010-03-12 -

Late, Always
They're not Waving
Treacherous
Test Of Endurance
Tactless Questions
Freakscene
Bad Move
Hideaway
The Ring Road
To The End
Happy Thoughts


A Lifetime of High Fives
- 2020-08-24 -

Seahorse
Money Stuff
Let Go
Banish
Ten Years From Now
This Monster
Photographs
Enough
You'
re The Sun
If You Ever Regarded Me
A Dónde Vas
Some Wretched Curse


Best?
- 2025-06-06 - D.F.F. Feat. Vyvienne Long

Beautiful Freaks Like Us
Mad For You
The Hillwalk
Phantom Moves
Relax
Skin to the Bone
U Luv Urself 2 Much
Quartz
Funky Munchkin Samba
The Mad Magician
Stone Walls
There'
s a Crazy Man Playing Bongos in the Park
Non AlbumS Tracks
- Misc -

A Glass Of Laughter
Blue Carousel
Calm Yourself Child
Come Together
Condemned The Lyricist
Drown Me
Halloween Hoedown
He Wants to Move
I Don't Wanna Dance
Lullaby
Never Leave You
Please Santa, Let's Go
Purple Haze
Random Man
Seven Nation Army
Yoshimi
 You'
re The Reason Our World Is Warmin'


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Caterpillar Sarabande

Late, Always

I am always late
I’m sorry
You will be irate
Forgive me

It’s all my fault
I hope that you’ll wait
With sun on your face for me

I will always wait
But hurry
Shadows cross my face of worry

Sun has gone down
There’s no one around
So try to make haste for me

They're not waving

Searching for a place to be
A face to smile agreeably
I wandered round about the room
I cut my way through such perfume
I saw you standing by the door
Waiting, watching and waiting for me

‘Cause you're the only boy for me
And I’m the only girl for you
I knew it when we met last week
So call me when you know it too
So call me, so call me
So call me, so call me

Crazy thoughts go through my mind
But I reply that I am fine
You move a little closer then
I feel your breath, I wonder when
You watch me smile
I watch you talk
With funny faces just to amuse me
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
You're the only boy for me
And I’m the only girl for you
I knew it when we met last week
So call me when you know it too
So call me, so call me
So call me, so call me

Searching for a quiet place
To disappear without a trace
When crowded rooms get much too much
And I just want to feel your touch
So take my hand and take the wine
Don't look back ‘cause they're not waving

You're the only boy for me
And I’m the only girl for you
I knew it when we met last week
So call me when you know it too

‘Cause you're the only boy for me
And I’m the only girl for you
I knew it when you kissed my cheek
Knew it when you laughed on cue
So call me, so call me
So call me, so call me

Treacherous

Try to be good
To break up this sadness
When someone else could
Erase all this madness

Losing control
Grip on reality
Fragmented soul
And resident malady
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
But you were sublime
Your words were treacherous
Suitable time
For feeling so lecherous

Nothing so good as when it’s bad
You were the best I’ve ever had
Nothing so good
Because we could
Nothing so good

Pray for the end
You prey on my weakness
And none will defend
What makes me feel weakest
Breaking the ice
Was not my intention
I’m stuck in a vice
Still I cannot mention that

You were sublime
Her lips were treacherous
Suitable time
For feeling so reckless

Nothing so good as when it’s bad
You were the best I’ve ever had
Nothing so good
Because we could
Nothing so good
So good, so good

Test of Endurance

This is a test of endurance
This is at best, pure indulgence
No one dare speak their mind
Slowly, we rot inside

This is a trial never ending
This is a stairwell descending
Smile with an easy compliance
We make up these contrived alliance
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
Sometimes it's hard to breathe
Choke back all of my feelings
This is a tortured existence
This is a test of endurance

Stare out to blue grey sea
Cry out too silently
Rewind the clock and just say what I think
Instead of just taking till I’m on the brink
This is a test

Tactless Questions

Don't! Prize me open
Don't push for information
I'll tell you if I want to
Without interrogation

Do you realize
That you're not the time or place
Do you realize
That you ask too many tactless questions

Don't! Prize me open
For cross examination
Unless you wish to vex me
Let's end this conversation
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject
Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject

Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject
Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject

You're so persistant
You've made my life much shorter
Now I need a vodka
Why don't you try the water

Don't! Prize me open
I'm not your tin of biscuits
Although you'd like to have me
In front of all your misfits

Do you realize
That you're not the time or place
Do you realize
That you ask too many tactless questions

Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject
Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject

Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject
Won't you take the hint
When I attempt to change the subject

Freakscene

Driving down a one-way street
Bad ministers don’t skip a beat
And shouting loudly on a train
While others look on with disdain
Scaling walls and dangerous places
Be sure to bring some cans of maces
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
It is a freakscene
You know it is
’Cause it’s a freakscene
’Cause it’s a freakscene
’Cause it’s a freakscene

Dangling babies from a height
it gives the fans a nasty fright
And hanging in a see through box
While starving months for extra shocks
Nasal bridge a little loose
And jasper where’s my cactus juice

’Cause it’s a freakscene
You know it is
’Cause it’s a freakscene
’Cause it’s a freakscene
’Cause it’s a freakscene

Running naked through the trees
In tune with mother natures breeze
And dancing tribal on the streets
While jumping puddles in bare feet
And bathing in a filthy fountain
With friends you know that you can count on

And it’s a freakscene
You know it is
’Cause it’s a freakscene
Bad behaviour
’Cause it’s a freakscene
Yes, it’s a freakscene

’Cause it’s a freakscene
’Cause it’s a freakscene
Bad behaviour
’Cause it’s a freakscene

Bad Move

That was a bad bad move
Why did I agree to this
It was a bad bad move
Once again I’ve learnt my lesson
Why can’t I say

Half of me said “do it”
And half of me said “don’t!”
I thought I could run through it
But that half had no brain attached

And now there’s no escaping
Force my mind to happy thoughts
All along mistaken
Curse this day and all it’s warts

It was a bad bad move
Why did I agree to this
It was a bad, bad move
Once again I’ve learnt my lesson
Why can’t I say

Why can’t I predict this
Kick myself like I’m tyre
Why do I inflict this
Should have said my dog caught fire

I never will forget it
Should have said my car broke down
Now do I regret it
Why does this shit come around

It was a bad, bad move
Bad, bad move
Bad, bad move
I’m the fool (she’s the fool)
I’m the fool

Swimming round in concrete
That’s what I agreed to do
Always catch the wrong beat
And come up red instead of blue

I’ll sacrifice perfection
Shut my eyes and count to ten
You are above correction
And I will not be back again

It was a bad bad move
Why did I agree to this
It was a bad, bad move
Once again I’ve learnt my lesson
Why can’t I say
Why can’t I say
Why can’t I say

Hideaway

If I could stay right here
Forever stay
My own idyllic hideaway
The sun, the moon and endless sky
And you, the diamond in my eye
Out of reach and out of time, this distant
Peaceful place of mine

The Ring Road

Before you take the ring road
Know that I love you
Before you take the ring road
Know that I love you
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
And if I never see your face again
And if I never hear your voice again
And if you never kiss my lips again
Know that I love you
Know that I love you

To The End

It's a full-time job
Being a good friend
Being a good listener
Through the week and the week-end
Many many phone calls
Many messengers to send
And it's a full-time job
To the end

Being a good sister
Is a full-time thing
But lining up why husband who no longer wears a ring
Saying all the right things
Is never meaning to offend
And it's a full-time thing
To the end
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
Being a good daughter
Can be quite time ???
And if you want to be a good one
Then it's no use ?? presuming
But you can skip all the ???
?? sent her home to bed
'Cause there are many things to be discussed
And empty from her head

And it's a full-time job
Being a good wife
Being a good lover
Not taking your own lie
Many many dishes
Many christmas card to send
And it's a full-time job
To the end

Happy thoughts

Why do cats smile
When dragons breath fire
Why do frogs sigh
When camels wish to retire

Why do the antelope
Go swinging off the anchor-rope
Why do bears bore
Oh why whatever for

No one will ever know
And neither will I
So think happy thoughts
‘Till bad ones go by
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts will save me
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts will save me

Why do birds sing
When worms can’t hear a thing
Why do snakes dance
When snails get fried in France

Why do the red fox
Go pulling off the badgers socks
Why do sheep dive
Straight in to the bee hive

No one will ever know
The black bird in the pie
So think happy thoughts
‘Till bad ones go by

Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts will save me
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts will save me

 

A Lifetime of High Fives

Seahorse

We are sailing out to sea
See if we can reach the island of dreams
It may take a week may take a year
We don't care it's groovy being here

We are sailing far away
Left our troubles behind on broken heart bay
Starry stars above the oceans deep
We're sailing where the seahorse like to sleep

We are sailing out to sea
See if we can reach the island of dreams
It may take a week, may take a year
We don't care it's groovy being here

We are sailing far away
Left our troubles behind on broken heart bay
Starry stars above the oceans deep
We're sailing where the seahorse like to sleep

We're sailing where
We're sailing where the seahorse like to sleep

Money Stuff

Money stuff
Money stuff
Fuck shit up

Money stuff
Money stuff
Just fuck shit up

You put your money down
It don't come back around
You put your money down
No one is honour bound

I put my money down
It don't come back around
I put my money down
How hard I hit the ground

Money stuff
Money stuff
Money stuff
Just

You put your money down
It don't come back around
You put your money down
No one is honour bound

I put my money down
It don't come back around
I put my money down
How hard I hit the ground

Money stuff
Money stuff
Money stuff

Money stuff
Money stuff
Money stuff
Just fuck shit up

Just memories in my wallet now
Daddy please tell me how
How in hell did I wind up here
Suckin' in fumes of an old John Deere

Starin' at these breakdown bills
Listenin' to the nation's ills
Pullin' out drawers of rescue pills
Pushin' mountains up steeper hills

When did cellists play for money
When did music come for free
Why is it a belligerent question
Why are you not paying me

Screw you and your hidden charges
Screw you and your minutes free
I'm seeing red when the print enlarges
Statement says your screwing me

Were we ever but racing rats
Dragging chariots for fatter cats
Global markets and felted hats
Boarding school for fat cat brats

They'll tax the water, they'll tax the wine
Middle classes are in decline
Most corrupt will not resign
Triple the interest and pay the fine

But we'll shut up and stick around
We know we ain't seen nothing yet
Save the euro and shun the pound
Sell our souls to pay their debt

But screw you and your hidden charges
Screw you and your VAT
I'm seeing red when the print enlarges
Statement says you're screwing me

Money stuff
Money stuff
Money stuff

You put your money down
It don't come back around
You put your money down
No one is honour bound

I put my money down
It don't come back around
I put my money down
How hard I hit the ground

Money stuff
Money stuff
Money stuff
Just

Let Go

Don't let go
Please don't let go
But if you must
Then do it slowly

Don't let go
Don't let go

Don't let go
Please don't let go
But if you must
Then do it slowly

Don't let go
Don't let go

You're without love
For what you've done
If our hands were untied
Then maybe we could run

I cannot fathom
What has begun
We had a lifetime
To feel the sun

Don't let go
Please don't let go
But if you must
Then do it slowly

Don't let go
Don't let go

Banish

Banish these thoughts
They're too poisonous
Remember you caught
That fish by yourself
Come hell or high water
You'll fall like the rain

So banish these thoughts
And bury that name

Banish these thoughts
They're too poisonous
Remember you fought
These wars by yourself
Come hell or high water
You'll fall like the leaves

So banish these thoughts and
Bury those deeds

Banish these thoughts
Banish these thoughts
Banish these thoughts

Banish these thoughts
Banish these thoughts
Banish these thoughts

Or watch your head burst
Remember you fought
These wars by yourself
Come hell or high water
You'll fall like the leaves

So banish these thoughts
And bury those deeds

Ten Years From Now

Hello, my darling
Hello, my friend
Are you speaking to me
Or have we come to the end
Of our brief conversation
Which leads to dismay
I know ten years from now
I'll still want you this way

Hello, my darling
Hello, my friend
Do you sleep easily
Or have we come to pretend
That this cheap imitation's
What love's meant to be
I know ten years from now
l'll still want you to see

The time that we had
Is a good memory
Keep me warm till the grave
Or so I believe that
We too will die
We too will die
We too will die

Hello, my darling
Hello, my friend
If you were seated with me
Do you think we could mend
All these pieces lie broken
And who holds the key
I know ten years from now
We will still disagree

But the time that we had
The music we breathed
When our laughter was easy
Or so I believe that
We too will die
We too will die
We too will die

Hello, my darling
Hello, my friend
You're here in my thoughts
And I wish I could send you
My words of contrition
Are haunting me still
I know one day you'll hear them
If I have the will

But the time that we had
Is a good memory
Keep me warm till the grave
Or so I believe that
We too will die
We too will die
We too will die

This Monster

I'll get to Kandahar
To shoot this animal
Over his burning car
I'll ride a Yamaha

The day is getting dark
But it will not be long
Before I strike him hard
I'll be a tiger shark

Don't give up you know
I'll fight to death
I won't let up until this earth turns red
Don't give up until the beast is slain
Don't return until you end his reign

He has the sharpest claws
And an almighty roar
But I will kick his doors
And put an end to war

His men are standing guard
And he will play his cards
But from the city's bar
He will be running far

Don't give up you know
I'll fight to death
I won't let up until this earth turns red
Don't give up until you end this fight
Take him out before the dawn brings light

I'll get to Kandahar
To shoot this animal
Over his bleeding heart
I'll light a fat cigar

Photographs

I find it difficult to look good in photographs
It's even harder when I'm standing next to you
But I'll always say yes to another pretty dress
I know I'll regret it when my credit card bill comes through

It's impossible for me
To refuse another drink
Then I'll say foolish things
And stress about what others think

I'll go along with whatever you want
Whenever you want me to
I'll fund your friendliness
Your kindnesses, your new work suit

Lead the way
Lead the way
Lead the way
Lead the way

I find it difficult to small talk
At intervals
It's even harder
When I don't know who you are

But I'll always invest
When it's time to impress
Those who question
Why I make forsaken art

No words will puncture the air
As we are driving home
We'll stare out vacantly
As if we were two garden gnomes

We'll go along with whatever they want
They'll always want us to
We'll find some friendliness
Some kindnesses, a rooftop view

Lead the way
Lead the way
Lead the way
Lead the way

Enough

She wandered softly beneath wet trees
In a daze, half asleep
And wondered what would be her plea
If it were to be believed

Her only daughter had been shot
Taken when the moon was gold
Her body all nineteen years cold
And nothing but her phone to hold

She cursed and slammed the sergeants door
Ran from all she thought she knew
Justice was a rich man's due
And rain fell heavy where black briars grew

They know the world has blackened her soul
They know the world has taken its toll
They know the world has torn her apart
They know the world has poisoned her home

Years passed by, but the memory remained
Of the night the righteous army came
Burst in through the makeshift door
To seize their prize, crimes of war

Gunfire tore through the open sky
The pumped up soldiers still at play
No moment for a last goodbye
Before the truck had swerved away

And all the screams could not save her daughter
So grief fell silent as an unmarked grave
She strained to hear the sound of her laughter
The lilt of her voice upon the stave

They know the world has blackened her soul
They know the world has taken its toll
They know the world has torn her apart
They know the world has poisoned her home

They know the world has fractured her mind
They know the world has been too unkind
They know the world has broken her heart
They know the world has left her behind

You're The Sun

You're the sun shining on the deep sea
You're the waves racing to the shore
You're the sand waiting for a castle
You're the rocks ready to endure

And the white clouds mapping out a blue sky
And the air lifting up a kite

And when I'm here the only one with footprints
I know that there's still something left in life
Yeah, there's still something left in life
Yeah, I swear I saw the fish take flight

You're a shell whispering a pardon
You're a bird upon the highest cliff
And these steps will lead me to your garden
Where the wind will listen to my wish

And the stars are lighting up a night sky
And the moon is humming lullabies

And when I'm here the only one with footprints
I know that there's still something left in life
Yeah, there's still something left in life
Yeah, I swear I saw the fish take flight

If You Ever Regarded Me

Oh lover don't paint me that color
I thought that you knew me well
Though we caught glimpses of heaven
We knew we were destined for hell

Oh lover, don't paint me that color
If you ever regarded me
I have taken most your wisdoms
But there's some that I'll never see

And I almost turned to religion
The day that the country fell
The rain came down like chaos
And the dealers shouted "Sell"

Oh mother, I tried to be grateful
To play it as best I can
But I knew not how to please him
Nor when the end began

But I will live through this
I will live for just one more kiss
I will live through this
I will live through this

If I live through this
If I live for just one more kiss
If I live through this
I will live through years of abyss

I will live through this
I will live through this
I will live through this
If I could only half exist
Oh lover

Adonde Vas

Sunlight horizon
Aphrodite's island
Open my eyes and
Smile at the silence

A dónde vas cariño
A dónde vas en la negra noche
No me dejes en ese silencio
Que haces
Por favor
A dónde vas

Sunlight horizon
Sunlight horizon
Sunlight horizon
Sunlight horizon...

Some Wretched Curse

I don't know which way to turn
But God knows I've had enough time to think about it
And will I ever learn
Well it sure as hell doesn't look like it

I don't know which way I'm going
I don't know who I've been
And if it all amounts to nothing
Would you call me your friend

Would you whisper in my ear
Tell me all the things I oughta fear
Well it don't matter our ashes will scatter
Across the water and disappear

I don't know if I'm the same as
Or a whole lot worse
Than every other mother trying
To lift some wretched curse

I don't know which way to turn
But God knows I've had enough time to think about it
And will I ever learn
Well it sure as hell doesn't look like it

I've been a long time on this mountain
Yet I cannot see the top
I guess I'll have to keep on climbing
Until Jesus tell me to stop

Until you whisper in my ear
Tell me all the things I oughta hear
Well it don't matter our ashes will scatter
Across the water and disappear

And I wonder if you'd notice
If I never came back
Would you sigh or blink an eyelid
Would you register a lack

I don't know which way to turn
But God knows I've had enough time to think about it
And will I ever learn
Well it sure as hell doesn't look like it

 

Best?

Beautiful Freaks Like Us

When will we be married
To grow the sweetest green
Paint the brightest blue
The world has ever seen

When will we be wed
By no yellow gods or christs
No politic East or West
Just the sun in our sights

Where do we come from
Who are we
Where are we going
You and me
Where do we come from
Who are we
Beautiful freaks like us
Beautiful freaks like us

To swim in holy water
High in higher places
With our sons and daughters
Smiling innocent faces

And how will read the verdicts
When they cheer new victors on
Who will play the music
When the spirits are gone

Where do we come from
Who are we
Where are we going
You and me
Where do we come from
Who are we
Beautiful freaks like us
Beautiful freaks like us

And is it worthy asking
Will dark clouds make a fuss
Who will mourn the passing
Who are we
Beautiful freaks like us
Beautiful freaks like us
Beautiful freaks like us

Mad For You

Clouds are moving furniture
Lightning shoots the breeze
Your eyes hold fire and water
Thunder keeps the peace

Around the world in eighteen turns
Looking out for you
Keep the candle burning
Cruising past the moon

Save all those teardrops
Wash all over me
I'll never give up on you
Till the dying beat

Mad for you
Bad for you
Mad for you
Bad for you

On a flashback story
To a sunset rendezvous
May the stars forgive me
Knowing what I knew

No home to go to
Nowhere else to be
Longing to stay with you
Long to kiss your feet

Save all those teardrops
Wash all over me
I'll never give up on you
Till the dying beat

I'm mad for you
Bad for you
Mad for you
Bad for you

Morning is calling
Day is green and blue
Won't you come on with me
We've got things to do

Clouds are moving furniture
Lightning shoots the breeze
Your eyes hold fire and water
Thunder keeps the peace

Save all those teardrops
Wash all over me
I'll never give up on you
Till the dying beat

Mad for you
Bad for you
Mad for you
So bad for you

Mad for you
Bad for you
Mad for you
Bad for you

The Hillwalk

As you breeze by the trees in the countryside
Look out for the mouse by the riverside
'Cause he might think you were an intruder

And as you smile for a while looking mystified
At the mouse running about looking petrified
You think how you looked like him when you pursued her

And the waterfall spilling out of the mountain
Reminds you of the rush that entered your head
When you saw her standing there by the fountain
You should have gone up to her but you went home instead
You went home instead

As you stroll by a hole in the mountainside
A rabbit with the habit of looking terrified
Runs by you cautiously but with some vigor

And as you seek the peak of the hilltop
You look at a brook which makes you stop
Because its curves remind you of her beautiful figure

And the waterfall spilling out of the mountain
Reminds you of the rush that entered your head
When you saw her standing there by the fountain
You should have gone up to her but you went home instead
You went home instead

And the waterfall spilling out of the mountain
Reminds you of the rush that entered your head
When you saw her standing there by the fountain
You should have gone up to her
But you went home instead You went home instead
You went home instead

Phantom Moves

This white dog won't sing no more
He's making phantom moves
Heading for the silicone shore
To see how his luck improves

He's so tired of giving blood
To people made of stone
Check out some other neighborhood
Where they'll give a dog a bone

There's a party in the hills tonight
All the copycats will be there
With their arses painted white
Waving in the fanfare

A lightning wish for your kiss, all I wish
Just don't let those cruel eyes get you
I'm making phantom moves
To see how their luck improves
If I call you on the phone
Will you give a dog a bone

There's a party in the hills tonight
All the copycats will be there
With their arses painted white
Waving in the fanfare

Gonna be a full moon high
And dancing to the death
Little starlings in the sky
Everything is set

Gonna be a full moon high
And dancing to the death
Little starlings in the sky
Everything is set

Gonna be a full moon high
And dancing to the death
Little starlings in the sky
Everything is set

Gonna be a full moon high
And dancing to the death
Little starlings in the sky
Everything is set

Gonna be a full moon high
And dancing to the death
Little starlings in the sky
Everything is set

Gonna be a full moon high
And dancing to the death
Little starlings in the sky
Everything is set

Relax

If you're ever feeling tired and your eyes are getting sore
'Cause your boss is down your neck making you work some more
Just relax, just relax

And if you're working to a deadline that's an hour away
But you've only one page written in a thousand days
Just relax

Relax, take your time
Relax, and things will be fine
Don't let it bother your mind
Just leave your worries behind

If you've got an appointment that could change your life
But you know you'll never ever get there on time
Just relax, just relax

And if you're feeling depressed, suicidal and sad
'Cause the pressure's getting to you and driving you mad
Just relax

Relax, take your time
Relax, some things will be fine
Don't let it bother your mind
Just leave your worries behind

There's always something might get you down
But if you always complain, no one will want you around
Just stop, relax, change your ways
And you'll soon be seeing better days

So if you can't stop thinking about what somebody said
And you're tossing and you're turning every night in bed
Just relax, for God's sake relax
And if that certain special someone won't speak to you
And you think they'll always hate you, you know what to do

Relax
Relax, take your time
Relax, some things will be fine
Don't let it bother your mind
Just leave your worries behind
Don't let it bother your mind
Just leave your worries behind

And relax, take it easy
Just relax, take it easy

Skin To The Bone

There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark
And his heart is a heavy stone
As he beats his skin to the bone

Hard runners push the walls of pain
Torpedo clouds patrol the sky
Strange faces drift and soldier by
Never to be seen again

And spring has sprung with ease
Foreign girls on foreign phones
Laughing, talking dolphines
In starts and stops
The crazy man taps teardrops

And his mind plays sabre dances
As he wonders at the chances
Of meeting one more lover in this town
Of meeting one more lover in this town

And the world looks on impatiently
As the man plays out of time
With fashion and brash society
And young guns in their prime

The traffic drowns his drumbeat
Spring raindrops hide his tears
Grass grows long around his feet
As he tries to place the years

And his mind plays sabre dances
As he wonders at the chances
Of meeting one more lover in this town
Of meeting one more lover in this town

And his mind plays sabre dances
As he wonders at the chances
Of meeting one more lover in this town
Of meeting one more lover in this town

Yeah, his mind plays sabre dances
As he wonders at the chances
Of meeting one more lover in this town
Of meeting one more lover in this town

And spring has sprung with ease
Mobile girls on mobile phones
Talking to the trees

U Luv Urself 2 Much

Nothing comes to mind at the very time you need it most
You struggle for a point not to disappoint your gracious hosts
You're waving like a fool, acting like a tool and you can't stop
It's all that you can do to cover up the truth you've lost the plot

There is only one way out of this hole you've dug yourself
You have got to come to terms with the sad fact that you love yourself too much
You love yourself too much
You love yourself too much

When you look in the mirror you grin and lick your lips
You admire your own ass, convinced that you've got class, you swing your hips
As your head gets bigger the rest of us snicker behind your back
We are all aware that underneath you're scared you're gonna crack

There is only one way out of this hole you've dug yourself
You have got to come to terms with the sad fact that you love yourself too much
You love yourself too much
You love yourself too much

Next time you look in the mirror you might see a little clearer
You've got to learn about humility and not to take yourself so seriously
Take your head out of the clouds, don't be so damn proud
You have got to let go of your overinflated ego

There is only one way out of this hole you've dug yourself
You have got to come to terms with the sad fact that you love yourself too much
You love yourself too much
You love yourself too much

Quartz

I saw you twinkling high to night
Swinging from the moon
No wonder you couldn't call so soon
The stones are being rewritten
And I'm crawling

Bleating wings, hooked by light
Some won't make it through the night
The changes are appearing
So I'm walking

Choose your colours tenderly
Respect and trust and energy
Wear your wardrobe well
And you're laughing

Quartz, quartz
Quartz, quartz
Quartz, quartz

Concentrate your mind my love
Realise all that you're thinking of
Cherish your time
And you're running

Program your crystals then you'll see
Positively, mystically
A place where you can be
And you're driving

An angel came to visit me
In cheap fashionable androgyny
Let me be what I could be
Took me flying

Quartz, quartz
Quartz, quartz
Quartz, quartz

If you value all the things
Listen as the moment sings
Life and love carve infinite rings
While you're sleeping

Take every day to task and win
Let the sun come flooding in
'Til soothing darkness has sussed it again
And your've leaving

Build up a cup of faith in yourself
And you can let somebody in
Drink it in porcelain
China's fine but you're everything
You're everything

Quartz, quartz
Quartz, quartz
Quartz, quartz

Funky Munchkin Samba

Ah, there's a tunnel ahead, lots of people in it
A little munchkin people eating nuts and plates
Drinking cups of asbestos, eating monkey pie
Listening to a high-tailed albus
Playing tunes in the sky
They've got no idea what's in store for them
They're too busy pruning their effervescent beards
And here there's a god, he's busy fishing on a lake
Filled with Godfrey the Kipper who's a confident pig

They're all so wrapped up in their self-absorbing foil
They've lost all sense of purpose in their lives
Poor little munchkin people, their lives are on the line
They haven't got a clue and now they're running out of time

Well, they all go to Mars for marshmallow and ice cream
Travel millions of miles just for some dessert
When they get there they realize there's no restaurants there
No hotels, no snack bars, they can't even get a beer

So they're left to starve on a dying planet
No void of any vegetation whatsoever
So they all have a conference to come up with a plan
To get off the red planet towards the promised land
First they decide to kill the stupid bastard
Whose idea it was to go to Mars in the first place

Poor little (?) munchkin person, his life is on the line
He hasn't got a clue and now he's running out of time
So bye-bye now, your time is up
I'll see you in heaven when I look up
Bye-bye now, been nice knowing you
I'll think of you when I go to the zoo

They dispose of the body, don't even have a funeral
His remaining family having dissolved him
Then they start upon a plan hatched by the munchkin elder
But that don't work so they kill him too
This scenario continues for twenty-three days
Until there's only two munchkin people left
A male and a female who by pure coincidence
They realize they must start reproducing, Rawr

So they get down to business, tear off each other's clothes
But then the male discovers that he's impotent.
Poor little munchkin people, their lives are on the line
They haven't got a clue and now they've run out of time
So bye-bye now, your time is up
I'll see you in heaven when I look up
Bye-bye now, been nice knowing you
I'll think of you when I go to the zoo
I'll think of you when I go to the zoo
Zoo, zoo, zoo. Zappa

The Mad Magician

She can catch me any time
The mad magician's daughter
Her dancing violin
Leaves me with no quarter

For the sea is in her heart
And her heart is out to sea
She has me driven daft
Like a bumblebee

She has two magic cows
You'll never thirst for milk
A voice to charm the sparrows
Gold trestles spun like silk

Her footwork's in the hills
Along the secret trail
Try tame her if you would
With new and ancient tales

For love is the master
The cute old hoor
When everything is past you
Then you get the cure

Well, it's time to steal a kiss
When the furze is in full flower
Let the moon be a witness beyond
The witching hour

She's the cause of it all
The summer's evening blush
From autumn's auburn fall
To winter's crystal thrush

Like spring, she clears the air
Drifting in the breeze
Wild colors in her hair
Sweet honey for the bees

I will tempt a Gillaroo
From deep sacred waters
It's the only thing to do
For the mad magician's daughter

I would walk ten miles for her
Ten thousand more again
Through fair and stormy weather
The mountains and the glen

For love is the secret
A mysterious affair
Once you try to keep it
It vanishes in thin air

Love is a secret
A mysterious affair
Once you try to keep it
It vanishes in thin air...

Stone Walls

There's a boy in the west, lives on a purple hill
He waits for the girl with fire in her hair
There's a boat by a lake where the water is still
One day he promised to take her there

Someone once told him she's not coming back
Too many old stone walls apart
Bright promises that lovers make soon fade to black
She can't find the road home to his heart

And the wind when it sings is her voice in his head
The sun and her laughter are the same
The waves always whisper the words that she said
The mountains all echo her name

There's a man with a smile sits by the fireside
He dreams of a girl with gems in her eyes
And the flames dance and sway as he laughed and she cried
On the night that they kissed their goodbye

And the wind when it sings is her voice in his head
The sun and her laughter are the same
The waves always whisper the words that she said
The mountains all echo her name

Time doesn't tell when he thinks of the one he loves
She wakens all the colors of spring
On long summer nights, she sparkles like stars above
As autumn she comes softly calling

And the wind when it sings is her voice in his head
The sun and her laughter are the same
The waves always whisper the words that she said
The mountains all echo her name
The mountains all echo her name
The mountains all echo her name
The mountains all echo her name

There's a Crazy Man Playing Bongos in the Park

I can't afford to sleep, can't afford to wake
I can't afford to weep, I can't afford to wait
I can't afford the food, I can't afford the rent
I can't afford to lose, can't afford to be spent

Can't afford the city, can't afford the town
I can't afford the village, can't afford to be too down
Can't afford to be too bright, can't afford to be too dark
'Cause there's a crazy man playing bongos in the park

There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark
There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark

I heard it on the news, I heard it on the streets
We're all getting too blue, we're all getting too weak
But we've got to stick together, we just cannot let them win
Dissipate the stormy weather that the bastard's got us in

We cannot be too worried, we cannot be too scared
We cannot wallow in the slurry of the pigs up in the air
We gotta come together and build another ark
Because there's a crazy man playing bongos in the park

There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark
There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark

There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark
There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark

There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark
There's a crazy man playing bongos in the park
Someone should tell him it's getting much too dark

Non AlbumS Tracks

A Glass Of Laughter

We'll Mexican wave again
Take pills at a rave again
We'll sing out at church again
Wear festival merch and then
We'll cheer for our favourite teams
Nod like we know what it all means

Take children to school again
Abide by the rules again
We'll travel the world and then
Give diamonds to girls again
We'll cheer for our favourite teams
One day we'll know what it all means, so

Have yourself a glass of laughter
You will feel much better after
Have yourself a glass of laughter
As we watch the world spin faster

We'll learn to embrace again
Run the rat race again
We'll laugh at bad jokes and then
Dance with ol folks again
We'll cheer when the curtain falls
Fight back the tears and the wild applause

We'll sing out at church again
Wear festival merch again
We'll meet at the place and then
Sink without trace again
We'll cheer for our favourite teams
Nod like we know what it all means, so

Have yourself a glass of laughter
You will feel much better after
Have yourself a glass of laughter
As we watch the world spin faster

We'll Mexican wave again
Honour the brave again

Blue carousel

( Birdtalk EP )

How could I know what clue was there
How could I know your soul made bare
How could I tell when we would fall
Through the night and day revealed our faith

Blue carousel
You've put a spell on me
Blue carousel
When will you let me be

You'll never know nor be aware
You'll never see nor breathe this air
You'll never lie again by me
Through the night or stay to seal our fate

Blue carousel
You've put a spell on me
Blue carousel
When will you let me be

Blue carousel
You've put a spell on me
Blue carousel
When will you let me be

Calm Yourself Child

(Kevin Nolan feat. Vyvienne Long)

What is it to know someone
To know someone is to have seen them
In a free state, unaffected by fear or by rage
When all the walls fall down, spilling out
In front of you on the page

If her past were your past
And her pain were your pain
You'd think and act exactly the same

(Trouble, trouble, trouble)
You've got to learn to calm yourself, child
You gotta learn to calm yourself, child
(Trouble, trouble, trouble)
You gotta learn to calm yourself, child
You gotta learn to calm yourself, child
(Trouble, trouble, trouble)

You've got to learn
You've gotta learn to calm yourself, child
You've gotta learn to calm yourself, child
You've got to learn

Me and my baby
Down by the market shaft
Long deep gazing
Ceaselessly into the past

Me and my baby
Down by the market shaft
Long deep gazing
Ceaselessly into the past

Me and my baby
Down by the market shaft
Long deep gazing
Ceaselessly into the past

You've got to learn
You've got to learn
Calm yourself, child

Trouble, trouble, trouble

Come Together

( The Beatles / Live )

Here come old flattop he come
Grooving up slowly he got
Joo-joo eyeball he one
Holy roller he got
Hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got
Toe-jam football he got
Monkey finger he shoot
Coca-cola he say
"I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me

He bag production he got
Walrus gumboot he got
Ono sideboard he one
Spinal cracker he got
Feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me

He roller-coaster he got
Early warning he got
Muddy water he one
Mojo filter he say
"One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
Come together yeah
Come together yeah
Come together yeah
Come together

Condemned The Lyricist

(Con Murphy feat. Vyvienne Long)

My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time

Condemned I am, the lyricist
Of all these voices that exist
To them I am the lyricist
Forgive myself my daily bread
Euphoria goes to my head
Forgive myself my daily bread

My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time

And hold your breath
Forget to breathe
Suffocate your disbelieves
There is timings in your heart
That beats

My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
Condemned I am the lyricist
My heart has not got time

Oh my heart has not got time for this
Turn it into stone, you are the alchemist
Blow your candles, write to your friend and make a wish
My heart has not got time

These moments are the ones to seize and it's the
The eternal locks and off the keys and there's no
No tinkle of the ivory

My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time for this
My heart has not got time

Oh my heart has not got time for this
Turn it into stone, you are the alchemist
Blow your candles, write to your friend and make a wish
My heart has not got time

Drown Me

(Kormac feat. Vyvienne Long / Doorsteps LP)

And when you drown me
In your words
When you surround me
Say I deserve this
And I adore you
In your storms
And I implore you
To say I deserve this

And when they drown me
In their words
When they surround me
Say I deserve this
And when you found me
And dragged me back
When you unbound me
Said I deserve this

Halloween Hoedown

Let's go out tonight
Let's give each other one hell of a big fright
In the pumpkin light
We'll make a ghastly, ghostly sight

Put on your cape and witch's hat
See the owl, the crazy bat
A pair of fangs, a sequin gown
Can you hear the sound of the Halloween hoedown

Let's go out tonight
Let's give each other one hell of a big fright
In the pale moonlight
Dracula's waiting to corner his next bite

Put on your cape and pointed boots (pointed boots)
What's that, a gang of barbaloons (barbaloons)
A pair of fangs, a scary clown (scary clown)
Can you hear the sound of the Halloween hoedown

Let's go out tonight
Let's give each other one hell of a big fright

In the pumpkin light
We'll make a ghastly, ghostly sight

Put on your cape and painted mask (painted mask)
The skeletons will dance at last (dance at last)
A witch's cat in Lost and Found (Lost and Found)
Can you hear the sound of the Halloween hoedown

He wants to move

( Birdtalk EP )

Bass !

He makes me think of lightening in skies
His name, he's sexy
How else is God supposed to ride
His name, he's sexy

Move, he wants to move
But you're hogging him, you're guarding him
He wants to move, he wants to move
But you're hogging him, you're guarding him

Damn sister, is that your boy?
He loves it
I can see it in his eyes, he
Hope you last forever
Hey

His offbeat dance makes me fantasize
His curves, he's sexy
His ass is a spaceship I want to ride
He's sexy

Move, he wants to move
But you're hogging him, you're guarding him
He wants to move, he wants to move
(Just let him move)
But you're hogging him, you're guarding him

Beat it sister is that your boy
He loves it I can see it in his eyes, he
Hope you last forever
Hey

Shake it off
Wow

Damn sister
Is that your boy
He loves it
I can see it in his eyes, he
Hope you last forever

Hey sister
Is that your boy
He loves it
I can see it in his eyes, he
Hope you last forever

Shake it off
Shake it off
Shake it off

Why you why you why you with that fool
‘Cause he's hot
Somebody get me some water in here

I Don't Wanna Dance

( Eddie Grant Cover / Live )

I don't wanna dance
Dance with you baby no more
I'll never do something to hurt you, though
Oh but the feeling is bad
The feeling is bad

I love your personality
But I don't want our love on show
Sometimes I think it's insanity
Girl the way you go

With all of the guys on the corner
Girl, you are the latest trick
You seem to have all their number
Look they're dancing still

But I don't wanna dance
Dance with you baby no more
I'll never do something to hurt you, though
Oh but the feeling is bad
The feeling is bad

Now the party's over
Girl it's time I was on my way
Now that the things which moved me
Are standing still

I know it's only superstition
Baby, but I won't look back
Even though I feel your music
Baby that is that

But I don't, I don't, I don't
I don't wanna dance
Dance with you baby no more
I'll never do something to hurt you, though
Oh but the feeling is bad
The feeling is bad

I don't wanna dance
Dance with you baby no more
I'll never do something to hurt you, though
Oh but the feeling is bad
The feeling is bad

I don't wanna dance
I don't wanna dance
I don't wanna dance

Lullaby

( The Cure Cover / Live )

On candystripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom
And suddenly a movement in the corner of the room
And there is nothing I can do when I realise with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight

Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than the shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes

"Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

Never leave you

( Birdtalk EP )

I could never leave you
You know I never could
Even though you drive me crazy
Even though you know I should
You flirt with all the ladies
You flirt with all the boys
You flirt with my grandmother
Do you hear me making noise

Three o'clock in the morning
You come banging on my door
I smell the cocktail on your breath
I know just what you're looking for
Three o'clock in the afternoon
You're still taking up space in my bed
I say baby you're no good for me, no good for you I said

He’s so careful, why you act like this
I’m still crazy about your ass
The only thing you crazy about is smoking your sister's grass
And still you know I’d never leave you
You know I never could
Even though you drive me crazy
Even though you know I should

You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you

Yesterday, my birthday
You’ve gone drinking with your friends
I see no pearls, no diamonds
I hear no Mercedes Benz
Pulling up in the driveway with a silver bow on top
It's not your style it’s not your groove you don't know where to shop
You make me feel so lonely like the fridge my only friend
I wonder is this working, are we cruising a dead end
You are a little selfish and you are a little cold
But I know you'll still be shaking it at sixty-five years old

So come on over right here and bring your homies too
‘Cause you know I’d never leave so keep doing what you do
And still you know I’d never leave you
You know that I could not
Not even for a second you're so mother fucking hot

You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you

Please Santa, Let's Go

Dear Santa, take me out this Christmas
I've waited such a long time for snow
And let me be the one to hang from your tree
I'll wear that red dress, so I can be seen

Dear Santa, take me out this Christmas
The night sky has secrets untold
The reindeer are outside
They're stamping their feet
They know that it's time to go

Dear Santa
Please, Santa
Let's go

Dear Santa, take me out this Christmas
The embers are losing their glow
The whiskey has arrived
They're starting to sing
There's mischief beneath mistletoe

Dear Santa, take me out this Christmas
I swear that I won't mind the cold
The children are asleep
They're dreaming so deep
Of waking to brightness of snow

Dear Santa
Please, Santa
Let's go

Dear Santa
Please, Santa
Let's go

Purple Haze

( Jimi Hendrix / Live )

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Acting funny, but I dont know why
Excuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze is all around
Don't know if I'm coming up or down
Am I happy or in misery
What ever it is, that boy put a spell on me

Random Man

Random man on the motorway
What are you doing there
Random man you took your coat away
That wasn’t very fair
Where are you going
Where have you been
Did you have a nice day
Did you smoke some heroin
Random man, random man
Random man, random man

Random man on the motorway
I’d like to know your name
Was your car run out or was it towed away
Or is your pony lame
Did you have a fight with your bossy wife
Did she threaten you with the kitchen knife
Random man, random man
Random man, random man

Random man on the motorway
Have you been very bold
You look like you’re just about to float away
You must be very cold
Did you rob a bank
Did you steal a life
Have you run through the fields
Oh Random man
Random man

Seven Nation Army

( The White Stripes / Live )

I'm gonna fight 'em all
A nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back

And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette

And the message coming from my eyes
Says leave it alone

Don't want to hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell
Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the hounds of hell

And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you
And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do

And the feeling coming from my bones
Says find a home

I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera for evermore
I'm gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will sing no more
And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me go back home

Yoshimi

( Birdtalk EP )

Her name is Yoshimi
She's a black belt in karate
She's working for the city
She has to discipline her body

‘Cause she knows that
It's demanding
To defeat those evil machines
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi they don't believe it
That you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Yoshimi, they don't believe me
That you won't let those robots eat me

Those evil natured robots
They are programmed to destroy us
She's got to be strong to fight them
So she's taking lots of vitamins

‘Cause she knows that
It'd be tragic
If those evil robots win
I know she can beat them

Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
That you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi
They don't believe me
That you won't let those robots eat me
Yoshimi

You're The Reason Our World Is Warmin'

(Feat. Fiachna O'Braonain)

You've been hopping onto flights to New York City every chance that you get
You're burning more kerosene now than a fighter jet
You're the reason our world is warming, little darling
'Cause you're driving everywhere
Palm oil in your hair
And we're living just the same

You've been tucking into T-bone steak ever night of the week
You got them avocados coming out your ears like a Puerto Ric
You're the reason our world is warming, little darling
'Cause you're driving everywhere
Palm oil in your hair
And you're living just the same

Your credit card is making the Amazon workers sweat
Your bitcoin habit's breaking, breaking the internet

You could cover half of China if you laid out your designer suits
I said, "Do you really need another pair of leather high-heel boots"
You're the reason our world is warming, little darling
'Cause you're driving everywhere
Palm oil in your hair
And we're living just the same

Conrad, your photo archive needs a whole new data center
Did you make sure to wash all those soup cartons this afternoon, Loretta
I do believe it's your turn to recycle them beer bottles
And go compost your socks while you're at it
Oh Loretta, come on in here and turn the light off

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